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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Attention On-line dating peeps!

When it comes to On-line Dating and profiles... it's hard to determine which one's are being truthful and which are including information they believe the reader wants to see so that they make that first connection.

Well, I have ran into such a person.  This has nothing to do with Shawn, everything he had in his profile seems to fit him perfectly.  This is about a man that I met yesterday out of pure coincidence, but that I had been talking to prior from one of the sites.

First off, the coincidence....  After deciding I was tired of sitting home doing nothing but playing on the computer, I took a drive down to the bar that I use to frequent when I was here 7 years ago.  The bar has changed considerably.  It now has 3 separate rooms, each stocked with a bar.  One room caters to bands when they have one, one room caters to the karaoke portion and smoking area and the last room is the main part of the bar.

So last night, prior to heading to the bar, I had been talking with this one particular person.  I didn't mention anything about going out, let alone where I was headed.  So, when I got to the bar, I had checked my messages from the site and we continued to talk for about a half hour when he mentioned he was at a bar in town listening to karaoke and mentioned the song being horribly sung...  That was what I was hearing at that exact moment.  So I stated that yes, he sucked and they needed the pole from the Gong Show.

Well when all was said and done, we met up for a game of pool.

Now, realizing at that time that he was a few sheets to the wind, I checked his profile on my phone and he had stated that he does not drink at all.  So, I brought this little fact up and according to him he was in the process of quitting, which immediately one of his friends chimed in and said that he has been trying to quit for over 20 years and how drunk he was that past Wednesday and over the previous weekend.

So not only did I have a drunk-hands on person in front of me, I had a person who literally lied in his profile.  We did continue to play pool, but that was it.  To make matters worse, he kept asking me to bet the game for a second date and continued to inform me that I could remove my profile now, I have found the man of my dreams....

Did he not think his little lie would be discovered, especially when my profile has all over it, NO Heavy or Hard Core Drinkers and as a social drinker, if they drink more than 3 beers during a night out.

So no, we will not be going out on a 2nd date!
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